The Ex That Just Won’t Die

I have a lot of friends who have lost their husbands to illness and accidents.

Yet, my ex lives on.

I’ve seen a million obituaries, people are dying every day.

Yet, my ex lives on.

There are car, motorbike and sailing accidents.

Yet, my ex lives on.

People jump off buildings and commit suicide every day.

Yet, my ex lives on.

Buildings collapse with hundreds of people inside.

And still my ex lives on. What do I need to do to get rid of this loser?