These piles of chips, and huge bowls of cheese dip say otherwise. I’m at home alone, as usual, because I can’t sit in a bar all the livelong day. I wish, I have sooo much fun in a bar. I never run into my exes and there is never any awkwardness at all! Everything is peachy keen sitting in a pub.
I don’t meet any new people. I’m in the same rut that I’ve been in for a long time. It’s maybe time to shake it up, take risks, jump in to something crazy.
So with that in mind, I jumped into life with both feet. I took all the risks you need to take. I stared down the barrel of the gun. I threw caution to the wind!
And then I realized, I’m on the same couch, in the same apartment and five years have gone by.
Time to get a dog.