I have a lot of expectations from anyone who is dating one of my sons. My sons deserve the absolute queen of women, the very best. As their mother, I want to make sure they have the capability of taking care of my boys as well as I did. In other words, buy hot dogs, they’re pretty easy going.
I want to make sure that the woman he loves is strong. I want to know that when my kid is being a total asshole, she still supports, loves and laughs with him anyways. I want her to always have his back and be prepared for when things are rough.
I want to make sure that the woman he loves can cook his favorite shit, the eggs he likes, the cookies he likes and everything in between. I want to know that my kid is happy, munching away on the things he has always loved.
I want to make sure that the woman he loves is fun, is capable of laughing at herself and can giggle through troubled times. They need to have the same interests and be able to play silly games together.
I want to make sure that the woman he loves is loyal and is someone my kid can love for his lifetime.
The woman he loves sounds like one heck of a girl. I’m going to love the shit out of her, whoever she may be.
PS remember that the woman who dates your son has the power to take him away forever, kiss that chick’s ass.