I see all these bloggers with their cute little travel blogs; they’re great. “Watch me travel the world and get paid for it, you can do it too.”
Can I? Can I really?
So I’m sitting in the dark on a stranger’s couch in Italy? Man, hook me up.
So I’m waiting in twenty five airports a year, lugging my life in a bag, not knowing if tonight’s bed will be comfortable. Dude, I’m there, that is the fucking dream.
Bleck. You can pay me for everything. You can cover all my expenses, but there isn’t enough money in the world to keep me from wanting to shit in my own home.
Well, I guess you could take the shitting tour and mark all the countries.
Green push pin=happy shitting, red push pin=no shitting.
No. There will be no shitting.
Post 1: Can’t shit Canada
Post 2: No shit Nevada
See? Gonna stay home and write my posts that have literally nothing to do with taking a crap in other countries.
Honestly, let’s be real on the shitting.