I get it, a week ago you were young and beautiful and now you’re an old hag. You’re old, better than dead, right? Meh, I’m old too. ***waves (my arm-flab waved for an extra couple minutes.)
It’s easy to hate what you look like. Menopause made you gain weight. You’re a grouchy bitch….being miserable isn’t very pretty.
What ages you the most? Time. It’s simple, time is why you’re old. It’s nothing you did, all you did was wake up every day.
How to love your face:
Don’t look at it. Eww. I mean brush your teeth and do your hair, but don’t scrutinize every inch of your face. All you should see is your young face, gotta move really fast and take your glasses off, but it’s there.
Spend time thinking of how beautiful you once were, nothing feels as good as being jealous of your young self.
Have you ever seen a stunning and beautiful old person? Yes, you have, many times, she’s in the mirror.
Remember: Old is a privilege denied to many, be grateful.